Lard Of Boris
Boris Bollox Johnson, a portrait. Truthful. Sincere. Authentic. Honest. Peaceful. Honourable. Loyal. Oh, and I have a bridge to sell you.
Paula Yates, Bob Geldof’s ex, once described Ian Hislop as the ‘sperm of the devil’. Ian Hislop in turn thought of Boris Johnson as a tub of lard. My portrayal is at least a paper wrapped lump of lard; though the mop of hair does look like a bird’s nest.
His pasty pallor is reminiscent of an anaemic lump of lard, yet he’s apparently the Casanova of politics. How? Why? What attracts women to sleep with this human dollop of fat? Charisma? Money? Fame? Gift of the gab? An enormous member? I’ve heard it suggested he has the chutzpah to tell a woman exactly what she needs to hear to seduce and induce submission. That’s quite a weight ladies, to have heaving away atop.
He apparently was instrumental in preventing the peace deal agreed by the Russians and Ukrainians in Istanbul in 2022. Presumably he did so upon orders of his lard masters. Since his successful scuppering of that peace deal, thousands more have died and he doesn’t appear to give a fig.
He did not get Brexit done. Brexit did get Boris voted in and what a disappointing eco-fascist war mongering primordial lump of lard he proved to be.
The Ian Hislop story…
Ian Hislop takes swipe at Boris Johnson, comparing PM with a tub of lard
https://www.scotsman.com/news/uk-news/ian-hislop-takes-swipe-at-boris-johnson-comparing-pm-with-a-tub-of-lard-1405695
Ian Hislop has compared Boris Johnson with a tub of lard - joking that until recently he thought the lard had a better chance of becoming prime minister.
https://www.chortle.co.uk/features/2019/10/08/44489/i_thought_the_tub_of_lard_was_more_likely_to_be_pm_than_boris
Meanwhile, a Vladimir Putin parody account asks:
Why is every US leader and politician saying "we must stand with Israel."
And not "We must stand for world peace"
These warmongers were silent when Israel was attacking Iran, Palestine, Gaza, and Rafah Where were they when Israel was attacking the Iranian embassy? Russia and China are calling for immediate ceasefire between Israel and Iran to restore global peace
https://twitter.com/Brics_Dollar/status/1779264296196653229
I saw a clip from the following CPAC discussion.
Former PMs Boris Johnson and Tony Abbott speak at Canada Strong and Free Networking Conference
45 minutes in the fat, bloated liar comments:
‘…. it’s free and democratic societies, freedom to take risks, freedom to invest your money how you choose, freedom to vote for whomever you so choose and to make sure that your vote matters. Those freedoms really matter. They are contested around the world. They are not banal. There are plenty of countries restricting those freedoms. What’s the difference between Ukraine and Russia? Russia is a tyranny where it doesn’t matter who you vote for. In Ukraine it does because Ukraine is genuinely a democracy….’
No it is not.
Opposition parties and media platforms have been banned. Unwilling conscripts are being kidnapped from the streets. The Kiev regime in association with Stepan Bandera ideologues, outlawed the Russian language, Orthodox Church and terrorised Russian speaking people in eastern Ukraine since the collective West aided coup in 2014 and even before.
This is the buffoon who locked us down during a non-existent contrived public health emergency and who espouses carbon cult net zero Agenda2030 insanity. He’s speaking in Canada which incarcerated ‘dissidents’ and blocked bank accounts during the trucker protests. Bollox Johnson is full of **it.
He stands by his beloved Zionist Israel as most collective West leaders do. Freedom of speech Boris? How about this analysis of 07 October?
Previous renditions of Boris Bollox Johnson; Boris The Spider is a track by the rock music group The Who, hence this revolting creature…
GOO : Government Of Occupation… coined by David Scott at www.ukcolumn.org
U7 : www.g7u7.org
Previous to that…
That’ll do for now.
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As a wag once said,
‘The artist must go very far, so that the ordinary man will go far enough. Arsenal!’
Yurtta Barış Dünyada Barış : Peace At Home, Peace İn The World… if only.
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